hello universe yes it’s me will i ever be pretty why did you do this to me i’m pissed

Note to self: “I love you” does not mean “I won’t ever leave you. Note 1.  (via c-trl)

waitinforthebus:

current mood: why isn’t your dick in my mouth

kushangel:

i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again

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flowerette:

gimme attention n fuck me that’s all i want

I only need the three C’s in life:

• Cash

• Cock
• Clothes

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We’ll have… safe sex Matty after the crowd chanted, “We want Sex”
Tulsa, 5/28/14 (via nineteenhundred75)
It’s my friday night Adam talking about why the ‘dancing woman’ emoji is his favorite (x)  (via facedown-ep)

teatattoo:

NOTHING BETTER THAN SHOWERING AND PUTTING ON A BIG TSHIRT AND GETTING INTO BED WITH CLEAN SHEETS LITERALLY NOTHING DON’T FIGHT ME ON THIS

brttny32194:

but why do i say “i know” to my pets when they make noises. im lying to them. i don’t know anything.